Meet Bev This is probably one of the more prolific cross-country crotchety and lighter beat mango throwing experts in all of Bedfordshire. Prior to owning one of Europe's most fabulouso cafe's in Europe, near the European quarters of Europe, Bev could be seen training tigers in the Antarctic.

Meet John (or John Bong double 0 Heaven) Once worked for the Crimean Government, coating deer. After a reasonable stint in sub-aqua chess tournaments and foaming fountains in Korea for the Charity for the Hard of Smelling, John fried an egg on the bonnet of his car for the first time and fed a murder of crows for an entire weekend. Ask him about his collection of odd socks.